What Is A Sexy Woman?

We are on break at work and my British friend, L., and I are looking through a magazine together. We are sharing a bag of Cheez-Its and she is flipping the pages. Of course, it is a magazine that shows picture after picture of people that are famous for one reason or another. (Because, for some reason, people think that what they read in the magazines is TRUE and that stars are perfect people with perfect lives! Hmm..., I don't think so..., the are real people with dreams, desires, short comings, feelings, failures and the like.)

L., "Don't you think she is just..., beautiful?"

P.J. "Hmm..., in what way? Physically, mentally, her accomplishments, charity work, what?" Tilting my head somewhat sideways - my wife tells me that I do this every time I ask a question.

L., "Her body!"

P.J., "Nope!" I respond emphatically and receive an astonished look.

L., flips the page and points to another woman, "What about her? Isn't she sexy? I wish I looked just like her! Don't you?"

P.J., "Nope! When I see these pictures, L., I think to myself..., someone feed her and feed her right now!" Tapping my finger on the page, "L., she is starving herself in an effort to achieve what? Beauty..., fame..., fortune?" I sighed, "I don't look at these women and think sexy..., I think..., hungry! It is because of these pictures, that the women in this country, think they have to be rail thin and wear tons of make up to cover up their beautiful imperfections!"

L., Wide eyed, "Well, P.J., what does a sexy woman look like to you? Since you obviously don't subscribe to the American or British definition of sexy?" Closing the magazine and looking at me for a response.

P.J., "Hmm..., I think that intelligence is one of the sexiest qualities a woman can possess. There is nothing like a good discussion about politics, the economy, foreign trade or something along those lines to attract me to a woman. I don't care if we disagree on the particular subject, as long as, she can stand her ground and put up a logical, well informed argument for her beliefs! Sexy, sexy, sexy!" My pupils dilate, "L., you have met my wife several times - now, she is one..., sexy..., woman!"

L., "P.J., your wife, B., is such a sweetie! She hardly ever says a word, stays right by your side and just blinks those beautiful green eyes of hers!" Smiling broadly because everyone at work knows I'm deeply in love with my wife.

P.J., "You know, B, is terribly shy..., that's why she doesn't talk much. However; when we are alone..., watch out! She has plenty to say! You know that it only took her 2 1/2 years to work up enough nerve to come with me to any of our get-to-gethers!" Giggling. "Bless her heart, I couldn't decide whether she was going to throw up or pass out on the way to D.'s going away party because there were going to be at least 20 people there!" Smiling broadly and recalling the drive from our house to the party.

L., "P.J. you didn't answer my question. What does it take in a woman, physically, to get your attention?"

Our mutual friend, B.C. - who is a little older than myself, yells from another table in the break room. "L., you know that P.J.'s wife is a gorgeous, fully figured woman, right? She is about three inches taller than P.J. and weighs probably one hundred pounds or more than P.J. does. (Which isn't hard to achieve, because I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches and weigh 140 pounds.) And..., you are asking her what she physically likes in another woman, and you are completely missing the fact, that she doesn't care about the physical aspect!" I turn around in my chair and B.C. and I exchange glances and smiles. "L., is confused P.J., please answer L.'s question already so that she will understand where you are coming from!"

P.J., "Okay..., okay, I'll answer the question!" I sigh, "Hmm..., I prefer women who have full figured curves..., there is nothing like the curves of a woman's shoulders, her breasts, her waist as it curves out over her hips, the soft curves of full thighs, the small of her back, etc.... You know B., gave birth to our three daughters, so..., she has stretch marks from having three children and a large scare across her waist line from three subsequent surgeries, after a botched tube tying debacle, in which they left part of an instrument inside her and she got one infection after another and it took them several surgeries to locate the missing part! Her lower stomach muscles are no longer intact so she is very self conscious due to that fact..., and her weight lingers on her mind all of the time. With that said, I find her figure to be extremely sexy..., nice and full..., lots and lots of curves..., softness everywhere I touch..., and I just can't make love to her enough! For me, L., it's not about the body, it's all about the feelings, emotions, triumphs, hardships, devotion, unconditional love, forgiveness and acceptance we have for each other. I never have..., and never will have..., simple sex..., with my wife. I will only make love to her..., all of her..., every inch of her! My goal is to caress her mind, gently squeeze her heart and nibble all over that soul of hers every time we make love, while I bring her the most intimate physical pleasure that I possibly can!"

L., "Oh! That sounds wonderful, P.J. I don't think I've ever been made love to; when you describe making love in those words!" Tears form in L.'s eyes which was absolutely heart breaking to see.